Hopefull 4 Mahone!

Oct 01

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

Oct 01

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

Oct 01

thatcatpic:

this fucked me up

Oct 01
lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.

Oct 01
neuroticdream:

Teenagers on We Heart It.

neuroticdream:

Teenagers on We Heart It.

Oct 01

heart:

in 8th grade i thought dubstep was an artist and skrillex was the genre

In 8th grade I listen to 4minutes of an “intro” waiting for the lyrics to start of a dub step song

Oct 01
Oct 01

buzzfeed:

npr:

ICYMI:  The humorists at Wait, Wait … Don’t Tell Me! attempted to make a pepperoni pizza cake (h/t Buzzfeed). The key word here is “attempted.”

Sandwich Monday: The Pizza Cake

Photos: Buzzfeed and NPR (guess which is which)

- Kate

BRB making a post of “39 Outdoor Activities You Can’t Partake In Because You Ate Pizza Cake”

Oct 01
Oct 01
cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

Oct 01

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

Oct 01

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

Oct 01